Elogii gli italiani!!

Translation: Praise the Italians.

BBC Story

So after the Spanish, Italian have picked up a similar taste for banning pencil like models. I say thats a positive change. After all these so called models do not contribute much to the society. Their influence clearly translates to..save a few pennies by eating fewer cheese burgers. Perhaps, we should stay tuned for enviromentalist picking up the opputunity to portray the positives like..by eating less one is making less trips to the Mc Donalds and super markets saving gas and hence its global warming side effect. To hell with them.

Right, back to man subject.. Some porn director quoted that big breast is the most popular fetish among men.. so if rules of porn are dictated by fetish prefrences of men, then who are audiences for these models. Ohh its the teenage girls who simply dont get enough male attention. Well you wont get any male attention regardless of your skin to bone ratio unless you put on some nice rack. Because that will determine your probablity in our score cards. Size matters.....Well going skinny is likely to reduce your attention probablity even lower. Better fix that bad attitude and bring in some beer.. may be buy him tickets to a footbal match...may be a huge plasma screen to watch sunday games. Well what ever you do..being skinny is not gonna help..

So why do designers hire these super skinny models??
A number of reason but I can think of a few..

1. Meals in five stars is really expensive..so a for a skinny model it something like 2-3 meals per week compared to 3x7 = 21 meals per week for a healthy person.
2. That hand weaved Italian wool with gold and silver strings blah blah blah cost like $10000 per yard. And for one time wearing that is real waste of money..so on skinny models its less cloth to cut, waste and stich.
3. Then is the transport and petrol factor. 170lbs atleast for a 5'8 healthy model times 3 of them in each limo = 510lbs which is a lot when you shove off 360 lbs by hiring 50lb models only. That translates to a lot of saving in petrol.
4. The resistance factor.. non-cooperating healty person is likely to fight back aggresively..A pencil can be packed in a suitcase and made to cooperate.

Well Ms. Skinny you are not doing any better than grossing out all men there..and spoling the taste of entire human race..I would like to shoot you for this societical genocide..

Fatwa for Annual Muslims Stampede (Hajj)

Annual Islamic Stampede Competition (Hajj) is just day away now. And as usual there are bazillions of fatwa's about it coming from the concerned fatwa mills in regards to what is permissible and what is not. However, no one seems to issue a fatwa on the most important all time activity of this even which is the stampede of a few tens to hundreds each year as people compete to stone the devil with the best of their anger and high hormones.

Therefore, Sheikh Bozo has taken this important duty for the wellness of Islamic Ummah and right guidance. Amen..

The fatwa about the stampede competition is derived from the football fatwa published in ArabNews in August 2005.

Fatwa as follows:

1. One may take part in Hajj for the sole purpose of seeking forgiveness from Allah and preparing his physical self for the great jihad.
2. It is permissible to break laws and visa regulations by overstaying as long as the stay is intended within the guidelines of seeking greater exposure to Allah mercy and preparation for jihad. Visas, Passports and immigrations controls are the creation of kuffars (infidels) therefore Muslims should not feel obliged to them in matters of religion.
3. When moving with crowd, one may not resemble the infidels by showing signs of manners, organization , humbleness and rule abiding. The sole purpose is to gather as much forgiveness and rewards from Allah in the shortest time possible therefore one must hurry up to the top of his capability without caring for anything else. Organization and queings are the most dangerous time-wasting teachings of kuffar.
4. When the stampede finally occurs, one may not resemble the kuffars by showing signs of mercy and compassion towards the victims, weak and disabled. The purpose of Hajj is to prepare oneself for great jihad and stampede is the Allah's way to eliminate the weak, incapable and false.
   
5. No funeral and mourning should be held for the dead of stampede. They should be buried silently in a mass grave with the following understanding. "If shit happens, it happens with the will of Allah".
6. One may not give suggestions for reducing the stampede death toll or avoiding stampede. It will be considered interruption in Allah plan and he will reveal a thousand angry revelations through Gabriel.
   

May Allah accept our Stampede sacrifices...amen..

Its thursday morning...

First, some medieval age tribal brickery of Saudi's.
They have been doing it for thousand of years and will continue to do so in future

My Tribe Can Beat Up Your Tribe

And now seems like even after a year, Yemen hasn't moved on with the danish cartoons of prophet. Ok prophet has got insulted in the past and will continue to do so forever. Infact somewhere in Spain, there is a festival of Muhammed Burning every year celebrating the exit of Islam from Spain. But no one seems to be mad about it infact I have hardly seen any Muslim aware of it execpt of Mr A. from Religious Policeman. Ignorance and lasting enmity are traits Prophet SAW has strictly ordered to abstain from yet these Prophet SAW loving people cannot see through his teachings or bother to adopt them.

Yemen Bans Two Journalists Over Prophet Cartoons

Annual Muslims stampede contest is coming and Sheikh Bozo will be issuing a fatwa on that soon.

What do female sucide bombers get???

For 14 centuries this has been a matter of national importance and embrassment for the "Ummah". Ever since the revelation of 72 virgins females as a matrydom reward to men and advent of explosives by chinese, thousands of sex deprived men have blown themselves all over the world in notrious act. Taking the lead in this competition for past 55 years is offcourse Hammas, who is also credited for longest surviving terror organisation and holding the highest number of copyrights in sucide bombing technologies. Since their first use of females in sucide attacks, debate has got further intensified. And this question which is ringing in the head of intelactuals all over the world is:

What do female sucide bombers get in paraside compared to their male counter parts who are entitled to 72 virgins???

SomeBozo Blog take pride in being the first to bring answer to the worlds mind based on refined research courtesy of Sheikh Bozo.

Fatwa as follows..

Women cannot be entitled to 72 virgin men because sleeping with 72 men would be considered prostitution and against the basic principles of chasity in paradise. Based on the god vision of equity between genders, Allah will reward martrayer women with strong built man bearing 72 penises.

The women shall enjoy the pure semen seeping out from every orifice of these Allah's creatures made to please their chaste mistress in paradise.

And Allah (swt) knoweth the bestest!!

For the viewing pleasure of visitors.

Credits for image discovery goes to Mandy, a long time friend.

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Just a side note, wouldn't it be hell if one has to handle a virgins in paradise and that is 72 of them. Paradise is for enjoyment and anyone with a brain size of a pea should be asking something better. May be God has a sense of humor unexplained to humans and he gets his laughs by rewarding idiots in a quite complex manner.

May jihad be upon you.. ;-)

Saudi Arabia invites forigeners to concentration camps!!

Kudos to SCT for undertaking this brave initiative..Much appreciated!

Now back to the forigen tourism in Saudi Arabia, I can see in which direction this will lead in power struggle with the Muttawa's and religious hard liners being bred at public education institutes for 50 years. Forigen tourism in Saudi Arabia is leading no further than a bunch of forginers admitting themselves voluntarily into Islamic concentration camps. Perhaps the unrecurited sucide bombers will get a job at blowing SAPTCO busses.

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Ya Hala!’
Wednesday, 06 December 2006
Mutawwas Get Training on Tolerance, Communication Skills
By Shahid Ali Khan

Source: The Saudi Gazette

RIYADH MEMBERS of the Commission for Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice are being given training in religious tolerance, communication skills and how to behave with people of different cultures and faiths.

Isn't that against the basic doctrine of muttawas?? I mean muttawa's were set up to bring moral policing on Muslims and dicipline to "infidels" from their practices. So how will it go now??? Instead of muttawa hitting the uncovered face lady with a stick, they would go and ask politely, "Mam please cover your face, your infidel practices are offending us"

The orientation course by the Supreme Commission for Tourism (SCT) is part of the national tourism promotion campaign under a larger program dubbed as “Ya Hala!” or “Welcome,” said Dr. Abdullah S. Al-Weshail, Director-General of National Human Resource Development Project for Tourism.

Under this pioneering project around 80 high-ranking mutawwas were given a three-day training in Jeddah, Riyadh and Dammam, Al-Weshail told The Saudi Gazette in an exclusive interview. Based on the feedback and a proper assessment, SCT is planning to launch a three-year intensive training program for mutawwas and officials of the Ministry of Interior, including police and security personnel, customs and immigration officials. Saudi taxi drivers will also be included in the orientation course to promote tourism.

Ok I can understand and appreciate the involement of customs, law enforcement and social servicemen but what the heck..!! muttawa's again??? Aren't they are rigrious religio-moral police and this kind of training is only going to conflict with basic doctrines of wahabism..What a pity to the officals of this "contradict kingdom". Aren't the muttawa's supposed to trained in religious tolerance when they graduate from Immam University?? Oops the Immam University works on wahabi principles so the only good infidel is a deal infidel whose head has be chopped off my notrious Jihad joe..

The basic aim of this human resource development program is to prepare for the potential influx of non-Muslim tourists once the sector is fully opened for foreign tourists, Al-Weshail said.
Presently, workers in government agencies are being readied to tackle the intra-city tourism and properly interact with tourists visiting from Gulf and Arab countries.
“Proper understanding of different cultures and faiths is very important for tourism promotion in Saudi Arabia,” he said.

Ohh so seems like this understand should only be inflicted when oil revenues aren't enough anymore to feed clans and tribes of bedouins. So they go take a lesson on tolerance and start tourism. Hope Saudi's would have given these tolerance lessons before Immam University graduates went on their jihad spree . Sorry too late now.. Offcourse there won't be any lesson in Jewish culture either.

The SCT’s HR Development program is divided into three major areas such as nationalization of occupation in the tourism sector, awareness program and inviting investment from Saudis and foreign investors in training programs, Al-Weshail said.

Every where, tourism is a multinational industry designed to cater visitor from all over the world according to their nature. But here in a Saudized tourism industry, I can see which directions this will lead to.

“Saudi Arabia’s tourism sector will open around 1.5 million jobs during the next 20 years. It requires a huge investment for opening training institutes, colleges and universities to produce qualified graduates to work in the hospitality industry,” he said.

Well the usual business here. 1.5 million is not at all optimistic provided that in next 20 years, Saudi job seekers in that industry will be something like 4 million. And Saudi universities satisfying labour market needs is a bearucratic dream waiting to be fullfilled in next 99 years.

SCT has been training public and private sector staff involved directly or indirectly in the tourism sector. Around 100 police and security personnel have undergone a training program at King Fahd Security College in Riyadh. “The SCT is planning to train around 40,000 security personnel during the coming years,” Al-Weshail said.

The training program for mutawwas was designed in close cooperation with the SCT, the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice and the Institute of Public Administration (IPA), he said.

What is the point of Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice when "infidels" will be roaming over the "holy land" freely and muttawa's not being able to do anything about it for the basic purpose of that commison was to keep the 'infidels" in check..

Dr. Al-Weshail clarified that the planned training program for mutawwas was not because of some cases, which received negative media coverage.

Ohh comeon, we all know the proficieny of those "muttawas" and their deeds make news on daily basis. I would be surprised and infact call it negative coverage if I get to read an outrageous headline like "Muttawa's distribute Christman presents at expatriate compound".

“It would be totally baseless to link the SCT training program to those incidents,” he said. The members in the Commission are recruited after undergoing a number of training programs “and they are qualified personnel,” he said.

Denials don't change facts. SCT is simply afraid that their multi-million efforts might get wasted in confrontation with aggressive muttawa's. But in the end, kudos to SCT for not only thinking about this initiative but also undertaking it.

Muttawa camp in Bani Malek - Jeddah

Assassination Awards!!

First off.. I dont understand how news about assassination plot can be merged with award ceremony for religious nuts..??
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Assassination Plots Foiled
Raid Qusti & Ali Al-Zahrani,
Source: Arab News

RIYADH, 4 December 2006 — Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques King Abdullah was honored yesterday at a ceremony for the distribution of Naif Ibn Abdul Aziz Al-Saud International Prize for Sunnah and Contemporary Islamic Studies. The king had won the prestigious award for serving the Sunnah (the sayings and life of Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him).
I can't figure out how did he managed to serve the sunnah but as a rule of thumb, being the rule of Saudi Arabia he is entitled to this award by default. Isn't it??? A mere attempt to gain publicity in the Islamic block..

The Supreme Commission of the Prize chose the king as the recipient due to his many efforts to serve Islam and Muslims, such as proposing an emergency meeting of the Organization of the Islamic Conference last year in Makkah in light of the challenges faced by the Muslim world.
So if you call a meeting you are entitled to award. A good point to be learned from Saudi incompetency. We all know what happens in those OIC meetings. The world's best incompetent leaders gather to have some mandi, kabsa and juice.

Attending the event on behalf of Abdullah was Crown Prince Sultan, deputy premier and minister of defense and aviation, who distributed certificates and cash prizes to the winners. Among the other dignitaries who attended were Prince Naif, interior minister and the president of the Supreme Commission of the Prize, Riyadh Gov. Prince Salman, president of the Shoura Council Sheikh Saleh Bin-Humaid, ministers, Grand Mufti Sheikh AbdulAziz Al-Asheikh, the grand mufti of Lebanon and the mufti of Egypt.
So despite being so dignified, he couldn't attend the ceremony. How shameful!! may be he didnt want to face the intrusive media representatives.

Speaking to reporters after the ceremony, Prince Naif said that the members of the seven terrorist cells busted by the government plotted a number of assassinations and terrorist operations in the country. “Security officers are ready to foil any future terrorist operation.”
The interior minister said people behind these terrorist cells “are the enemies of Islam and Muslims even if they have an Islamic mask.” He said that the arrested terrorists had political and economic agendas. “Their aim is to turn Muslim against Muslim,” he said, adding that this would only benefit non-Muslims.
Isn't this a bit out of subject. Or even a wrong mix and match. What sensible reporter in world would question something not even in the same horizon. Or may be someone asked an intrusive question to nasty Naif and he couldn't do better than just steer the reporter off the subject. Totally idiotic to talk about assassination attempts during an award ceremony for religion. It wasn't even releated to law and order. But kudos, they can always find a relation of any event with Islam and muslims. Aren't the so called Islamic terrorist your own product of Immam University???

The minister said the government had no plans to increase the number of its administrative regions, adding that governors were doing their best to serve the country and notified the king of the challenges they faced in their regions.
Governers are doing the best of their incompetency and corruption.

Naif said that the aim of his international prize was to “protect the image of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) from all sorts of mockery,” citing that in the recent past the prophet has been a target of mockery from the enemies of Islam.
And he will be mocked until:
1. Islam is reformed, not by changing the Koran or something but by revising its practices and making it compatible with 21st century. Something revealed in 6th century cannot be used to dictate life in 21st century. Evolution is a part of survival. Those who reject change are burried in history.
2. Closing down Immam University
3. Opening up the magic kingdom to all kind of rights especially human and women.

Said Al-Harthi, adviser to the interior minister and secretary-general of the Supreme Commission of the Prize, announced the winners of this year’s prize. The Prophet’s Sunnah Prize was awarded to Basim Al-Jawabra, a Jordanian national, for his research titled “Infidelity Charges in the Light of the Prophet’s Sunnah.”
For how long we will like to judge morals by the doubtful doctrine of Sunnah. Don't we have enough modren laws. Or medival laws of lashing already implemented in Saudi Arabia??

In the same category, another prize was given to Saudi national Nawal Al-Eid for her research paper titled: “The Rights of Women in the Prophet’s Sunnah.”
After screening by graduates of Immam University and confirming that that abide by the "Saudi Standard".

Mohammad Waqiallah Ahmed, a Sudanese national, won the Contemporary Islamic Studies Prize for his research titled: “Islam in Current Western Curricula — Review and Criticism.”
At the ceremony, Prince Salman said the prize encouraged researchers to serve the Sunnah. “It also encourages the youth to adopt Sunnah in their lifestyle and implant the love of the Prophet in the hearts of Muslim youth.”
Dont they have enough sunnah?? Or they want to raise the bar of polygamy from 4 to 23. Perhaps a clever way or saying all Muslim youth should graduate from Immam University..

Al-Harthi said Crown Prince Sultan’s attendance on behalf of King Abdullah illustrated the keenness of the country’s leadership to support Islamic research on the Qur’an and Sunnah, which is the constitution of the Kingdom.
And for as long it stays the constitution of this country, we should forget anout any Human rights. I advice all bright saudi women flee to west and file for asylum.

He said 306 research papers were submitted. Seventy-nine research works were rejected in the first phase. In the second phase, an additional 112 research works were rejected after they were evaluated by a number of university professors. “The remaining 115 research papers were then scrutinized by the most qualified religious scholars in the Kingdom,” he said.
They simply didn't pass the "quality control" of Immam University graduates or did not confirm to wahabi standards and were therefore rejected.

Praise for ghost role of women in society

Abdullah Lauds Women’s Role in Society
Source: Arab News

JEDDAH, 3 December 2006 — Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques King Abdullah yesterday commended Saudi women for their active participation in the Kingdom’s development.
Yes with 6.1 percent work force they are really contributing a lot..

“Saudi women are playing a great role,” said Abdullah. “They make fruitful contributions toward the country’s comprehensive progress in various sectors,” he added.
That is why we boot them out of seminars and sentence their employers to 90 lashes.

Abdullah made this comment while receiving women participants of the Sixth National Dialogue Forum at his palace in Riyadh separately.
We all know the National Dialogue Forum is just an endless loop of nonsense arguments designed to camouflage the reality. A smoke screen in front of international media design to keep the reformists calm.

“During their meeting with the king, the women voiced their views on the forum’s topic and other issues concerning them. They thanked the king for his efforts to empower women and strengthen their role in society,” the Saudi Press Agency said.
To be able to participate in the forum, you have to proficient in Islam, a figurative way of saying "you must bear a well conservative mind and respect Saudi customs". In other words, a person bearing the slightest taste of human rights will not get admitted into the forums.

Earlier while speaking to both men and women participants, the king urged them to provide the government with necessary advice and guidance. “Those who do not work will not make any mistakes. Those who work will make mistakes, but one should try to avoid such mistakes,” the king said about government officials.
But when those "mistakes" are well intended and in fact supported by the government by discriminative laws then they are acceptable. So what happens when a woman gets rape..she gets 90 lashes.

He praised Saudis for their commitment to the nation, religion and work.
And with the Moral Police and Imam University..it just got better..When is the next plane hijack??

Saleh Al-Hosain, president of the forum, said Islam promotes peaceful coexistence of different communities, allowing others to protect their values and cultural identity. Some 120 verses of the Qur’an condemn bloodletting, all types of wars and subversive activities. “It has allowed only one type of war that is morally justified, stands for justice and considers human values. It is jihad,” he explained.
Yes indeed therefore following the teaching of Islam like good Muslims we are, we prohibit the non-muslims from celebrating their events and conducting their prayer. And punish them when they get caught doing to. Despite the fact that Saudi's need them to sustain their vital economic activity of "oil" and pay them head over heels to work in the Kingdom.

Al-Hosain presented a copy of the forum’s recommendations to the king and Crown Prince Sultan (to be used as toilet paper or to roll shawarma in.)

In her speech, Laila bint Abdul Kareem Al-Juhaiman, associate professor at King Saud University, said the three-day forum in Sakaka was successful in drafting a futuristic vision of education in the Kingdom. She praised Abdullah’s efforts to promote the Kingdom’s educational standard by opening new universities and colleges across the country.
If the education cannot cater to local enonomic and labour demands, then its useless and in next 99 years the education system can be expected to meet these milestones. Meantime "Vive Le Imam Université"

Saudi's to build Churches at airports

How about Saudi's build a Church and Synanouge at Saudi Airport?? I'm sure this will have some positive economic effect on the Saudi Airlines, the almost dead once a year used Saudi national air carrier...and may get more jobs to fuel Saudization.

Airports truly reflect the sense of multiculturalism with hundreds of people present bearing different nationalities and religion. Considering the fact that all humans are entitled to equal rights, we should be fair and cater to all.

If this group of Islamic idiots succeed, i can see that in future American Airports will cater to university student trips researching different religions.
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Muslims seek prayer room at airport
By PATRICK CONDON, Associated Press Writer
Fri Dec 1, 6:53 PM ET
Source: Yahoo News

Airport officials said Friday they will consider setting aside a private area for prayer and meditation at the request of imams concerned about the removal of six Muslim clerics from a US Airways flight last week.

Steve Wareham, director of Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, said other airports have "meditation rooms" used for prayers or by passengers who simply need quiet time.

A group of Somali clerics met with airport officials Friday and said they would attract less attention if they had a private area for prayer. Devout Muslims pray five times daily, facing the holy city of Mecca.

"When we pray, we don't want a problem. We don't want what happened last week," said Abdulrehman Hersi, an imam at Darul-Quba mosque in Minneapolis, referring to six clerics who were barred from a US Airways flight in Minneapolis after drawing the concern of some passengers.

Airports in Nashville, Tenn.; Columbus, Ohio; and Fort Lauderdale, Fla., all advertise meditation rooms. Fort Lauderdale's is billed as "For travelers seeking a quiet time." All note they are nonsectarian.

The imams at the airport Friday drew a few stares as they laid down their prayer rugs and knelt on the hard rubber floor at the airport.

The clerics requested a meeting after both the US Airways incident and a recent flap over Muslim cabdrivers who didn't want to pick up passengers carrying alcohol.

"We are users of the airport, too, and we don't want to get into a situation where Muslims feel we are being marginalized at the airport," said Omar Jamal, executive director of the Somali Justice Advocacy Center in St. Paul and the meeting's organizer.

Airport officials will accept the group's invitation to visit a mosque, airport spokesman Pat Hogan said.

"I think there's a mutual recognition that it would be helpful for there to be a solid understanding," Hogan said

PS: I know the heading of this post is totally delusional.

Campaign against Imamm University doctrine

seems like something is finally being done to reverse the effects of hardliner Imam University whose graduates are too compelled to hijack passenger airliners and use them as suicide missiles. While they might never achieve their name in science or art..the have definitely made a name in history by conducting the 11 September attack. Many 11 September terrorists were graduates of Imam University.

And I highly appreciate the cover language of this article. How innocently they are conduction this campaign where as the bigger problem they are trying to fight is Saudi youth after reviving their faith at local mosque feel obliged to commit acts of holiness with explosive jockstrap's.

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Suicide Prevention: Awareness Campaign Kicks Off Today
Somayya Jabarti,
Source: Arab News

JEDDAH, 2 December 2006 — The Psychiatric Hospital in Jeddah is organizing World Mental Health Day and World Suicide Prevention Day today after the two days were merged and re-scheduled into a five-day-long series of awareness-raising events.

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