What do female sucide bombers get???

For 14 centuries this has been a matter of national importance and embrassment for the "Ummah". Ever since the revelation of 72 virgins females as a matrydom reward to men and advent of explosives by chinese, thousands of sex deprived men have blown themselves all over the world in notrious act. Taking the lead in this competition for past 55 years is offcourse Hammas, who is also credited for longest surviving terror organisation and holding the highest number of copyrights in sucide bombing technologies. Since their first use of females in sucide attacks, debate has got further intensified. And this question which is ringing in the head of intelactuals all over the world is:

What do female sucide bombers get in paraside compared to their male counter parts who are entitled to 72 virgins???

SomeBozo Blog take pride in being the first to bring answer to the worlds mind based on refined research courtesy of Sheikh Bozo.

Fatwa as follows..

Women cannot be entitled to 72 virgin men because sleeping with 72 men would be considered prostitution and against the basic principles of chasity in paradise. Based on the god vision of equity between genders, Allah will reward martrayer women with strong built man bearing 72 penises.

The women shall enjoy the pure semen seeping out from every orifice of these Allah's creatures made to please their chaste mistress in paradise.

And Allah (swt) knoweth the bestest!!

For the viewing pleasure of visitors.

Credits for image discovery goes to Mandy, a long time friend.

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Just a side note, wouldn't it be hell if one has to handle a virgins in paradise and that is 72 of them. Paradise is for enjoyment and anyone with a brain size of a pea should be asking something better. May be God has a sense of humor unexplained to humans and he gets his laughs by rewarding idiots in a quite complex manner.

May jihad be upon you.. ;-)