Thursday, November 16, 2006

Harry potty-head is really GAY!!

[Orignally posted December 03 2005]

Lets get it straight, harry potter sucks. He is a nonsense moron who is an incarnation of drunk imagination. I mean what kind of talent do you to need to be able to spew out serial of harry potter bullshit. One can get high in cheap herbs / pot, have their hallucinated imagination go wild and write pages and pages of bullshit. JK Rowling is really a loser and waste of precious oxygen in this era of pollution and over population. Executing her will be one favour to man kind or else we can see all out future generation reading Harry Potter and statues of Mary in church replaced by one of JK Rowling.

Harry Potter makes kids belive in stupid things like magic wands, flying broom and carpets. As well makes them play stupid Harry Potter games all day when they could be doing something more usefull, like situps. It makes them waster their parents hard earned money and injure themself my playing stupid games like jumping off the window on a broom.

Now to my interpretation that Harry Potter is really gay. No matter how big of a nerd he is, no guy on earth with such magical powers would be so innocent to not to use them for his own benefits once in a while. Especially when he's got a pretty chick escort named Hermoine. I mean look at the possibilites, he could make Hermoine boobs grow bigger, make her naked with a spin of a wand and even get her horny as hell in a fraction of second. But why Harry wont take such advantage?? Well not because he is a nerd or "respecting" dude, but because he is gay and has intrest in men, especially his ugly hairy fat buddy dont remember what ever his name is.

Harry has got weird scar, which when stared gives him a headache. What a nonsense, scars are marks left on damanged tissues due to injuries. But one giving headache when stared at is a bit superficial even in the world of magicians. Lets face it, its no scar but his asshole sticking there. So yeah Harry, you shit from your head.

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